YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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