Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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