she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Randomize
