no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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