But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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