Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
I had to cum in my sink.
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