evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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