Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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