Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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