I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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