There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
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