summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
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