Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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