i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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