Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm going to make an art book filled with pics of me peeing in every bar bathroom I've ever been in. Dedicating it to you. You're welcome.
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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