is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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