um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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