I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
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