I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
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