I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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