did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
it glows. i had to have it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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