shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
Randomize