Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he was so drunk I had to hold him up and he started crying when he heard an ambulance siren and said "is that for me?"
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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