We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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