Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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