CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Randomize
