So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I believe in your delicious
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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