So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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