We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
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