Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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