oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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