Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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