You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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