So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
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