ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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