the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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