i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
