I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
The air was thick with penises
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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