The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
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