I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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