No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
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