I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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