just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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