Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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