We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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