Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
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