So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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