you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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