Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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