i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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