i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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