no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
