? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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