I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
never play flip cup with pint glasses
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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