Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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