so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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