i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
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