Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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