I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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