I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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